Phony Here's the original image. Her breasts have been...
Phony
Her breasts have been blown up to nearly twice their original size, her arms are misshapen, her waist has been reduced and finally, for some inexplicable reason I can't discern, her hips have been reduced as well. I mean seriously, if I was the kind of douche who altered the shapes of women's bodies to make them more "attractive," the last thing I would ever do is reduce the size of this woman's hips.
If you can't see the difference between these images, get TinEye for your browser and use their compare feature. It allows you to snap back and forth between natural girl and cartoon character as fast as you can click.
I know it probably shouldn't, but this image gets me so...
I know it probably shouldn't, but this image gets me so hot…
This guy would be a hell of a lot more attractive if he...
This guy would be a hell of a lot more attractive if he didn't have a fucking cross tattooed on his back.
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P.S. To whomever at Tumblr is responsible for the spell check in the reblog window: "a lot" is always two fucking words. Don't "correct" me if you have no idea what you're doing.
This seemed to go with my post about Gender Bender Day, so I...
This seemed to go with my post about Gender Bender Day, so I thought I'd include it.
Conservative talk show hosts have conniption fits over cross-dressing
Conservative talk show hosts have conniption fits over cross-dressing:Conservative talk radio host Charlie Sykes and Glenn Beck both regale their audiences with a game of "ain't it awful" over the idea (chosen by students) to come to school during spirit week dressed as the opposite sex.
Oh the humanity!!!
I am so glad we have Charlie Sykes and Glenn Beck to protect us from the scourge of cross-dressing.
Communism is the most immoral social system ever devised
Upon seeing the blog of my latest follower, my goddess just said:
“I think anyone who likes communism should go live in a communist country for two years, and then say whether they still like it after that.”
I would add: If they still like it, they should fucking stay there.
Richard Branson shaves legs, spills orange juice while honoring bet to be flight attendant
Richard Branson shaves legs, spills orange juice while honoring bet to be flight attendant:British business magnate Richard Branson has lost his latest job because of orange juice.
I've been noticing way more of this kind of story since I started this blog.
tarkbiter: That is VERY attractive It's also fake. Click...
That is VERY attractive
It's also fake.
Seriously, people… can't you tell??
sapphophilia: I love watching Feeldoe action That is not a...
I love watching Feeldoe action
That is not a Feeldoe, it's the Fun Factory Share. I should know, I've been intimate with one of those.
gaynica: man watch online…beautiful men as art It's more...
man watch online…beautiful men as art
It's more "art" than you think.
Click here to see what I'm talking about
WTF was wrong with the original??
I am, indeed, though I find the term "slut whore" a...
I am, indeed, though I find the term "slut whore" a tad redundant.
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UNDER AGE
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS IS JUST 15 YEARS OLD. MY TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OVER 18 YEARS OLD ONLY!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, PLEASE LEAVE MY TUMBLR BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE. AND YOU ARE ALSO NOT ALLOWED TO FOLLOW ME. THIS IS THE LAW! SORRY DUDE.
I have a 15 year old follower too. I wonder if it’s the same guy…
Frankly, I’ve started to lose interest in posting because of it. Tumblr has no way of blocking such people from following our material, so it’s starting to feel wrong to post knowing I have someone under age watching.
Yes, I know the child could probably just log off and view my page anonymously, but at least with a proper “block” feature, they couldn’t be a follower and have my material dumped right into their dashboard automatically as if I’m sending it to them or something. In this age of non-objective laws and retroactive punishments, there’s no way of knowing when some federal agent is going to come knocking at my door accusing me of distributing pornography to a minor. Stranger things have happened in the legal realm lately.
Tumblr, please stop jacking with the user interface and just give us features we really need, like a way to block under age subscribers (or anyone else we don’t want looking at our stuff.)
twolifehenders: just soooo damn beautiful That's because...
just soooo damn beautiful
That's because she is a cis woman who has been digitally altered.
I was fapping for a while tonight, just kind of edging myself,...
I was fapping for a while tonight, just kind of edging myself, but when I came to this gif, the edging was over. I literally couldn't keep from coming. There's something about this gif that is irresistible.
By the way: happy pagan sex day!
pegdbywife: Holy shit! That is a very womanly...
Holy shit! That is a very womanly body.
Agreed.
The strapon, however, is totally fake:
theguyspy: guysthatgetmehard: jason statham at a mensroom...
jason statham at a mensroom urinal
Oh my fucking god… I just came in my pants.
15 minutes after this shot was taken, the photographer was seen being rushed to the hospital to have a camera extracted from his rectum.
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Cameras in the men's room are not cool, people.
Seriously.
If I was on the jury in Jason Statham's battery trial, and this photograph was presented as evidence, I would vote to acquit. Nothing could change my mind. Not even a video showing Statham kicking this guy in the face and breaking a pool cue over his back.
"Not guilty, your honor."
You do this to a man, you deserve whatever he chooses to do to you.
Nope This one's fake too: Click here for the truth
Nope
This one's fake too:
thedirtynurse: I've been seeing this float around my dash and...
I've been seeing this float around my dash and the reality is, it's not necessarily gay - even if he wants it. I sleep with women, but I don't identify as a lesbian. I'm primarily attracted to men, but like having sex with women. If we're going to throw a label on it, I'm bisexual or maybe heteroflexible. I'd never be satisfied in a relationship with only a woman since my attraction to them is mostly physical, and revolves around pleasure. I love the way they taste and feel, but don't want anything from them beyond friendship. Women are quiet capable of providing me exquisite pleasure, but my preference for sleeping with men will always win out.
Yet a man having the same sexual attraction to other males as I do to women somehow makes him gay. We should be sexually enlightened enough to not need these labels. Girl-on-girl action in porn is seen as hot, and no one bats an eye when they hear the actresses are heterosexual off camera. The double standard that exists for males who do the same thing is infuriating. If an actor is Gay-For-Pay, everyone automatically assumes it's a lie to cover up the fact that he's secretly gay; an assumption not made of female porn stars.
Our bodies love pleasure and sometimes we can only receive certain things from a member of the same sex. That doesn't automatically make a person gay. It just makes their sex life a little better because they don't allow labels to dictate what they can and cannot enjoy. So many people live in a sexual box, repressing their desires because of labels. Can't we just be sexual, without all the added pressure?
I agree with this almost completely, with the notable exception that there is nothing wrong with labels qua labels. I see this attitude a lot, and it bothers me.
Every English word in the above statement is a label, used to describe a concept that has actual referents in reality. Without labels we could not communicate. Our species would be no better than the lower animals, eking out a bare subsistence with no means of passing on any knowledge to our descendants or our peers because we hadn't invented a system of labels (i.e. language) yet.
What you reject is not the mere act of "labeling," but of labeling someone incorrectly; placing upon them a label that does not match reality, that is not integrated into the full context of the situation.
Love labels (because you couldn't speak without them)… Hate the evasion of context.
Fail If Keeley Hazell has ever posed while wearing a strap on,...
Fail
If Keeley Hazell has ever posed while wearing a strap on, it wasn't for this picture:
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